Hilarious pictures of 'My Oga at the top'

By Stephanie Baker

In a recent interview with Channels TV, The Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC), Obafaiye Shem embarrassed himself on live TV as he struggled to give a reply to the question; what’s the website of the NSCDC?

Shem said he would have to ask “his oga at the top” but after persuasion from the presenters he gave a shabby website address that shocked the country. “It’s www.nscdc, that’s it,” he said.

Read Transcript below...

Commandant: the website of nscdc….yes we (inaudible)……the….I cannot categorically tell you one now because the one that we’re….

Anchor1 interrupts

Anchor1: do you have multiple websites???

Commandant: wait, wait..the one that we are going to make use of, I’m not the one that is going to create it.

Anchor1: …..see the question is what is your website?

Commandant interrupts

Commandant: waaaaaaaait………

Anchor1: ok

Commandant: the one that we are going to make use of is going to be made known by my oga at the top….yes….I can’t announce one now and the oga says it’s another one that we are going to use…..

Anchor2 chips in

Anchor2: oh the nscdc has multiple websites????

Commandant: the something…..we..we…we cannot have multiple websites

Lie detector robot

By Stephanie Baker

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
Son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was porn" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps The Mum!

12-Year-Old Girl Suffering From Sickle Cell Anemia Mistakenly Given HIV-Positive Blood Transfusion In Hospital

By webby

How on earth can the hospital do this? The first question I asked myself when I came across this report was; what would I have done if this was me? The world of a young girl who was already battling sickle cell anamia has been worsen by an unpardonable error.

Reham al-Hakami, 12, from Saudi Arabia received a blood transfusion on February 12 at the main hospital in her village of Jazan. What was to better her life, rather worsen it for her…Hours later after the transfusion, a medical staff visited her home to tell her family that the blood was HIV-positive.

The potentially lethal mistake has prompted an unprecedented reaction in the ultraconservative Islamic kingdom with angry calls for the health minister Abdullah al-Rabiah to resign. Must he be even called to resign? Where lies his morals and sense of leadership?

Subjects such as HIV and AIDS remain strictly taboo in Saudi Arabia where open criticism of government officials is extremely rare.

Reham airlifted to the King Faisal Specialist Hospital in Riyadh, the Saudi capita after the medical negligence was spotted. It remains unclear whether Reham has tested positive for HIV.
Whatever it is, she will test positive soon

Is It Right For Me To Zip Up My Friend's Wife From Behind?

By webby

I have a close friend whom I trust and who trusts me. I visit him often and sometimes, we pass the night at each other's place.

We became addicted to this method of sleeping over at each other's place and as a result, I sometimes prefer to go his place since he has more entertainment gadgets than I do plus he lives in a room and parlour, while I live in just one room and I'm not married. 

As usual, I visited him one night after work and passed the night at his place. When I woke up the morning after, his wife told me he had gone to work, so, I just relaxed and went back to sleep. When I woke up finally, she served me breakfast after I had prepared myself for the day.

I was shocked to receive her invitation to come help her to zip her gown from behind, since she was ready to go to her shop for normal business activity. At first I pretended like I did not hear what she said, then she repeated it.

I quickly asked myself, "is this normal"?

I told her that when I finished eating, I'll come help

Washing Machine

By webby

A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby you arse  is getting so fat its looking like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.


Bed time, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says,
"I'm not  starting  the washing machine for such a small load.
  You'll have to hand wash it!"

Mighty Fall

By Stephanie Baker

You think this Oyinbo kid can handle the chick?

By Stephanie Baker

Beep-beep sh*t...

By Stephanie Baker

Baby Sitter

By Stephanie Baker

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers...

Chicken A- La Shoes

By Stephanie Baker

Big Mama

By Stephanie Baker

Walking their pets?

By Stephanie Baker

Why They Call You Handsome

By Stephanie Baker

Two people having sex it's called TWOSOME
Three people having sex is called THREESOME
Four people having sex is called FOURSOME...
...now I know why they call you HANDSOME!

Survival Of The Fittest

By webby

Doctor's Advice

By webby

- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
- That depends,says the doctor. Do you smoke?
- No
- Do you drink?
- No
- Do you fool around with loose women?
- Of course not!
- Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?