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A girl calls her Boyfriend...

Girl : Honey, where are you?

Boyfriend : I'm at the bank.

Girl : Dear, please I need N3000 to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Boyfriend : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river Niger.
Do you want some fish maybe?

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