A girl calls her Boyfriend...
Girl : Honey, where are you?
Boyfriend : I'm at the bank.
Girl : Dear, please I need N3000 to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Boyfriend : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river Niger.
Do you want some fish maybe?
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