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Man : Sir, I
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Teacher: What is a Verb?Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.Teacher: What are you saying?Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.Teacher: Are
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A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with thename Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen. He
A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified
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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too