Clean Jokes

Son In Law To Be

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I ... Full story

Ali Baba and the forty thieves

 Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of ... Full story

If Adam and Eve were Chinese

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE.  ... Full story

Stress, tension and panic

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are ... Full story

Pop Quiz

Teacher: What is a Verb?Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.Teacher: What are you saying?Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.Teacher: Are ... Full story

Women Wahala

One day, a woman asked her son to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner.After the sixth time ... Full story

Show And Tell

A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with thename Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen. He ... Full story

Job Qualifications

A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified ... Full story

Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE.....HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.SHE: Do you want me to leave?HE: No! Don't even think about it!SHE: Do you ... Full story

Hardworking Bob

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too ... Full story

Bastard

I just got this .....enjoyPls read through this converastion …GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice ... Full story

Lawyer and Jamaican man on airplane

A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he ... Full story

Creation

God created the donkey and said to him, "You will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your ... Full story

Lagos Police And A Pastor

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to ... Full story

Naija Marries Swedish Lady

A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status... but the lady was ... Full story

Naija Contractor

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France.At the end ... Full story

How was I born, daddy?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will ... Full story

New Creation

Paul was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation ... Full story

Who's is the real fool here?

(1) A man who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. (2) A guy who removes his shoes to enter ... Full story

Human Beings

A little girl asked her mother,"How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so ... Full story

No Brain

TEACHER: anything you cannot see,touch and feel does not exist. Example, can u see God? MUDA: NO TEACHER: Can you touch God? MUDA: NO TEACHER: Can you feel God? MUUDA: NO TEACHER: ... Full story

Worst People To Marry

Who are the worst people to marry? 1.police 2.mortuary attendant 3.bar maid 4.nurse/doctor  5.lawyer 6.politician 7.witchdoctor 8.pastor 9.conductor 10.salonist  11.pilot ... Full story

Grass Eaters

A rich man was in his new limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he ... Full story

Angry Bride

What should the bride do? ... Full story

Dinner With The Neighbours

Peter's dad invited their neighbour for dinner. At the dinner, Peter was ordered to lead in prayer... Peter- But I dont know how to pray ... DAD- ... Full story

Marital Woes

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with her husband by her side, she turns to the husband and said  WIFE : Honey, I ... Full story

Facebook Gossip

I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since i ... Full story

Big Man Pose

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man ... Full story

Church Wedding

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; "Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this ... Full story

Alien From Far

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