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Son In Law To Be

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I

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Ali Baba and the forty thieves

 Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE. 

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Stress, tension and panic

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are

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Pop Quiz

Teacher: What is a Verb?Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.Teacher: What are you saying?Peter: It is a complete sentence sir.Teacher: Are

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Women Wahala

One day, a woman asked her son to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner.After the sixth time

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Show And Tell

A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with thename Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen. He

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Job Qualifications

A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified

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Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE.....HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.SHE: Do you want me to leave?HE: No! Don't even think about it!SHE: Do you

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Hardworking Bob

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too

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