Dirty Jokes

Naija Date Gone Wrong - Video Video

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Son In Law To Be

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I ... Full story

Anger Management

 Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger? Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet Dad asked: How does that ... Full story

Husband Caught In The Act

 To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In ... Full story

Show And Tell

A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with thename Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen. He ... Full story

New Creation

Paul was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation ... Full story

Saturday Night To Sunday Morning

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The effects of drugs

Two friends smoked weed... One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of ... Full story

Thoughts before sleep

A wise man said, "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand." ... Full story

Boy's night out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys". I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well ... Full story

Things are not adding up

Good: Your wife is pregnant... Bad: She is expecting triplets... Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago... ... Full story

The Game of Poker

A 12 year old boy comes home from school and walks into his parents' room. Mom and dad are in bed making love. The ... Full story

Funny Women Joke

Emeka: U be fool, u no sabi nothing. Akpos: Ahhh...hab guy Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and u see ... Full story

Dirty Joke

-Why do Girls Talk too much? -Cause they have 4 Lips... -Why do Guys Think too much? -Cause they have 2 Heads... ... Full story

What a Coincidence...

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if ... Full story

Abnormally large butt...

Abnormally large butt... ... Full story

Seduction Joke

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While ... Full story

Miscommunication with signals

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He ... Full story

I'm Cute and I Know it

I'm Cute and I Know it ... Full story

Bikini Awareness

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Too Much Fun

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Cow Pressing Charges

Police in Kano this morning paraded a man who was caught having sexual intercourse with a Cow behind an Abbatoir. The man, Shehu Garba, 32, was ... Full story

Micheal Jackson and Bobby Brown arguing

Micheal Jackson and Bobby Brown were arguing once about who was the best dancer.At last they said when they go to heaven they will decide.  Mariah ... Full story

Washing Machine

A man is walking behind his wife and says,"Baby you arse  is getting so fat its looking like a washing machine."The woman keeps quiet and ... Full story

Why They Call You Handsome

Two people having sex it's called TWOSOME Three people having sex is called THREESOME Four people having sex is called FOURSOME... ...now I know why ... Full story

Doctor's Advice

- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?- That depends,says the doctor. Do you smoke?- No- Do you ... Full story

No Balls?

A man was being interviewed for a job."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant."Did you take a ... Full story

Men And Balls

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls ... Full story

Nonstop Action

This guy goes into a doctors and says,"Doctor, doctor you've gotta helpme. I just can't stop having sex!""Well,how often do you have it?" the doctor ... Full story

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