Dirty Jokes

Naija Date Gone Wrong - Video Video

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Son In Law To Be

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I ... Full story

Anger Management

 Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger? Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet Dad asked: How does that ... Full story

Husband Caught In The Act

 To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In ... Full story

Show And Tell

A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with thename Mike on it with the longest dickey he had ever seen. He ... Full story

New Creation

Paul was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation ... Full story

Saturday Night To Sunday Morning

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The effects of drugs

Two friends smoked weed... One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of ... Full story

Thoughts before sleep

A wise man said, "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand." ... Full story

Boy's night out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys". I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well ... Full story

Things are not adding up

Good: Your wife is pregnant... Bad: She is expecting triplets... Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago... ... Full story

The Game of Poker

A 12 year old boy comes home from school and walks into his parents' room. Mom and dad are in bed making love. The ... Full story

Funny Women Joke

Emeka: U be fool, u no sabi nothing. Akpos: Ahhh...hab guy Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and u see ... Full story

Dirty Joke

-Why do Girls Talk too much? -Cause they have 4 Lips... -Why do Guys Think too much? -Cause they have 2 Heads... ... Full story

What a Coincidence...

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if ... Full story

Abnormally large butt...

Abnormally large butt... ... Full story

Seduction Joke

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While ... Full story

Miscommunication with signals

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He ... Full story

I'm Cute and I Know it

I'm Cute and I Know it ... Full story

Bikini Awareness

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Too Much Fun

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Cow Pressing Charges

Police in Kano this morning paraded a man who was caught having sexual intercourse with a Cow behind an Abbatoir. The man, Shehu Garba, 32, was ... Full story

Micheal Jackson and Bobby Brown arguing

Micheal Jackson and Bobby Brown were arguing once about who was the best dancer.At last they said when they go to heaven they will decide.  Mariah ... Full story

Washing Machine

A man is walking behind his wife and says,"Baby you arse  is getting so fat its looking like a washing machine."The woman keeps quiet and ... Full story

Why They Call You Handsome

Two people having sex it's called TWOSOME Three people having sex is called THREESOME Four people having sex is called FOURSOME... ...now I know why ... Full story

Doctor's Advice

- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?- That depends,says the doctor. Do you smoke?- No- Do you ... Full story

No Balls?

A man was being interviewed for a job."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant."Did you take a ... Full story

Men And Balls

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls ... Full story

Nonstop Action

This guy goes into a doctors and says,"Doctor, doctor you've gotta helpme. I just can't stop having sex!""Well,how often do you have it?" the doctor ... Full story

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Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Explosion Rocks Maiduguri Market, Scores Feared Dead

A bomb explosion has been reported at the busy Monday Market close to the Power Holding Company Nigeria (PHCN) building in Maiduguri, the Borno State ...

Army Chief Vows To Eradicate Terrorism In Nigeria

Chief of Army Staff, Lt.-Gen. Kenneth Minimah, has vowed to stop violence and insurgency in the country. Photo: Kenneth Minimah Speaking in Abuja on Monday, the military ...

Bola Tinubu Writes: Boko Haram, Poverty And Threats To Nigeria's Democracy

The speech below was delivered as opening remarks by Bola Tinubu, former Lagos State governor, at the inaugural lecture of the Freedom House democracy lecture ...

What Charly Boy Has To say About Publicly Humiliating Gov. Okorocha

News went viral over the weekend of Charly Boy publicly embarrassing the governor of Imo state, Rochas Okorocha at the burial of his late father, ...

UN Warns Abuja Residents Of Impending Attacks "Bigger Than Nyanya Blast"

The UN has allegedly warned Nigerians of impending attacks to be launched in the FCT and urged people to spread the news alert. Photo: Scene of bombing, ...

JUST IN: Injured Ogenyi Onazi Speaks On Super Eagles' Exit From Hospital Bed

Nigeria’s midfielder, Ogenyi Onazi has spoken on Super Eagles exit from the ongoing 2014 FIFA World Cup holding in Brazil. The Nigerian team were defeated 0-2 ...

Buildings Where They Sell Human Parts Discovered

No fewer than six abandoned buildings along Lagos‑Ilorin expressway, in the Ilorin International Airport area, suspected to be hideout for criminals dealing in human parts ...

How 33-Year-Old Man Committed Suicide Over Heartbreak

A 33-year-old man, Oluwatosin Otaiku, reportedly committed suicide on Saturday at Onikolobo area of Abeokuta, Ogun State, after his fiancee, Olaogun Oluwatoyin, broke up with ...

Ex-Militant Issues Warning To Northern Leaders Over Jonathan's Re-Election

Niger Delta ex-militant leaders on Monday issued a warning to northern leaders over the 2015 re-election bid of President Goodluck Jonathan. President Goodluck Jonathan According to Vanguard, ...

2015: Group Calls Saraki "Bridge Between North And South", Urges Him To Participate In Presidential Elections

The group called New Nigeria Movement (NNM) has urged Kwara State ex-governor Senator Bukola Saraki to participate in the 2015 presidential elections. Photo: Bukola Saraki The statement released ...