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Family Jokes

Son In Law To Be

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I

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Anger Management

 Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger? Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet Dad asked: How does that

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Husband Caught In The Act

 To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE. 

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Stress, tension and panic

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are

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New Creation

Paul was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation

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Who's is the real fool here?

(1) A man who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. (2) A guy who removes his shoes to enter

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Human Beings

A little girl asked her mother,"How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so

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No Brain

TEACHER: anything you cannot see,touch and feel does not exist. Example, can u see God? MUDA: NO TEACHER: Can you touch God? MUDA: NO TEACHER: Can you feel God? MUUDA: NO TEACHER:

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