Marriage Jokes

Doctor's Advice

- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?- That depends,says the doctor. Do you smoke?- No- Do you ... Full story

No Balls?

A man was being interviewed for a job."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant."Did you take a ... Full story

Mix Matched couple

Nonstop Action

This guy goes into a doctors and says,"Doctor, doctor you've gotta helpme. I just can't stop having sex!""Well,how often do you have it?" the doctor ... Full story

Showing Love In Different Ways

Qualities of a Perfect man

Eight qualities of the perfect man for a woman on Valentine's day...-Brave-Intelligent-Gentle-Polite-Energetic-Nutty-Industrious-Sensitiveand if all of it fails...well...read the CAPITAL LETTERS only then! ... Full story

Virginity test

Akpors' son was planning to get married,so he asked his father how he could find out if his bride was still a virgin. Akpors thought for ... Full story

Chilling

Getting Old

Gettig old is great! You can get advantage of people and you're not responsible for anything! You can even shit in your pants...they are expecting ... Full story

Dangerous love

Tiwa Savage Ridicules Ay In Comedy Skit

You need to see the hilarious skills Ay possess in this drama where Tiwa Savage dumps him. Have fun.... ... Full story

Real Posing

Men that dominated their women on earth

God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the ... Full story

Pick up lines for guys...

1.Did you fart?Cause you blew me away!2.My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.3.Baby,you're finer than a new set of snow ... Full story

Going For Gold

Cute couple

Tequila for the wife

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a ... Full story

Father and son

Man carries son on his back. ... Full story

Groom Or Who?

Let's hope it's a groom!  ... Full story

Hurricanes and women

What do hurricanes and women have in common?  When they come, they're wet and wild.  And when they leave, they take your house and car. ... Full story

Just enough!

It's all on a man's face!He already knows he's not gonna survive through this portion... Bon appetit,anyway!  ... Full story

Behind every great woman

Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass. ... Full story

10 reasons why we know Santa is a man...

1.He has no dress sense 2.He never replies your letters 3.The chances of getting what you ask him for are nil 4.He has a beer belly 5.He will only ... Full story

Talking to my beer

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you".  Girl asks, "Is it you or the beer talking?".  Boy replies, "It's me! Talking to ... Full story

When my girlfriend and I fight

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house...  Just so I could say, "Oh yeah, you ... Full story

Couple's funny wedding photo

Aspire to acquire the desires you admire.  Even if you misfire never retire rather refire because you have a Messiah who lifts you higher. ... Full story